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[Sometimes these things just happen... sometimes shitheads continue to be shitheads in secret for a long, long time!!

But Kaoru will make an attempt at returning said brightness, smiling and shifting so the paper bag tucked into one arm is more obvious.]

Good afternoon. [A brief nod, and Kaoru will take the invitation, stepping inside.] I hope that I'm not bothering you. I just found something at the store that I thought you might like, so I wanted to make it for you. Is that all right?

[wow what a great not-quite-neighbor... so friendly.....]

[is there a bomb in that paper bag, is this going to be the end of tenka's days ~~again~~

but.... wow that's really super sweet!! the surprise is clear on Tenka's face before it's quickly followed by an expression of fondness. wow look at this little shit totally worming his way into Tenka's heart]

More than alright, Kaoru-chan! That's great, even....!

[and well he can't help but tease a bit, now that he's seen Kaoru enough to feel more comfortable]

Thought of me at the supermarket? That's touching!

[how many end of days can one man have.....

But that expression is a MISSION SUCCESS for Kaorude, who is totally keeping a mental tally of these sorts of things. It's important. It's like, for science or something?!

At the gentle teasing, Kaoru covers a soft laugh with one sleeved hand, shifting the bag to balance it better.]

When I saw this, I did. It just reminded me so much of Tenka-san that I couldn't help myself. [what an ominous statement... But Kaoru will lean a little toward the kitchen after that, not quite walking off just yet since no direct permission has been given.] Do you enjoy Western sweets? If you do, this shouldn't take long at all.

[yeah no that sounds ominous. what kind of food could possibly remind Kaoru so much of Tenka? is it beans? beans are gassy and so is Tenka so there's that

Still though, he's catching on to the leaning and already walking over, inclining his head for her to come along with him.]

Oh... yeah, sure! I've had a couple when I'm called to Kyoto and their food's pretty good. [and he's going to be a pig and seat himself on one of the counters in the kitchen because he's careless] But c'mon, Kaoru-chan, don't be shy. Make yourself at home!

[yes kaoru overturns the back and a thousand beans pour out

FOLLOWING ALONG after Tenka the leader duck as he makes his way to the kitchen and then sits on the counter like he was raised in a barn. It's a good thing Kaoru doesn't feel close enough to scold him about manners...]

Thank you for letting me use your kitchen. [Down the bag goes onto the counter, and out Kaoru pulls... a pineapple. TRULY, THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY. There's a look of gentle amusement on Kaoru's face, but no actual comment is made as the bag continues to be unloaded. By the looks of things, it seems to be ingredients for some type of fruit teacake, though it's pretty heavily modified to suit a Japanese palate.]

A friend of mine taught me this recipe. When I saw some of the ingredients in the store I thought to myself, "ah, this is surely something that Tenka-san would enjoy". Though it might be better suited for the summer, on second thought...

[a pINEAPPLE okay in all honesty Tenka's probably hardly ever seen one of those in real life before. so he's perking up in interest and honestly hopping right off the counter and picking up the pineapple, turning it over in his hands curiously. amazing!!!!]

Ah, don't worry yourself about the seasons, Kaoru-chan! Cook whatever you want!!

[he says.... as he he continues to turn the pineapple around a few times then he opens his mouth and holds the pineapple horizontally in front of him... and then closes his mouth again]

... How do you eat this?

[DON'T TRY TO BITE THE PINEAPPLE TENKA?! Kaoru will watch with that same amusement, busy with organizing cups and bowls and measuring things out and having faith that the pineapple won't mysteriously vanish in the meantime.]

The fruit is on the inside. You don't eat the outer part, since it's like the rind on a melon. [Like Tenka could probably eat it if he really set his mind on it and Kaoru wouldn't stop him if he really wanted to try, but please no.

That said, once everything is laid out, turning back to Tenka!!]

Do you have a large kitchen knife?

[yes just let kaoru into the house and hand over a weapon]

[LOOK HE'S JUST CONFUSED ABOUT HOW TO EAT IT and he's flicking at the rough skin of it as Kaoru explains. Okay, that makes sense. Because he has a pretty tough jaw okay, but he doesn't think that even he could break through this!! except he wants to try but

luckily he's distracted at the question]

Oh yeah. Sure! [THAT WAS TOO EASY but as promised Tenka is putting down the pineapple and then going to retrieve a large... kitchen knife....

and he'll offer it to Kaoru, turning it so that the blade is facing himself and the handle is easier to grab. also so easy to stab him from this position, Tenka where's your sense of self-preservation]

This good?

[WOW... it's a good thing Kaoru's a delicate innocent maiden who would never do anything underhanded to kill someone, or even kill someone at all!!

Taking the knife delicately by the handle...]

Mm, this works well. [And then picking up the pineapple that Tenka sat down earlier! After twisting the green top off and setting it to the side, the top and bottom will be cut off. Kaoru proceeds to slice the skin away from the pineapple with GREAT FINESSE, clearly because of all that... practice in the kitchen with kitchen knives... to do kitchen-y things.....

AFTER THAT, a slice will be cut from the top, which Kaoru will then cut a sliver from and hold out toward Tenka.]

Would you like to try a piece?

[hahaha wow amazing!! look at Kaoru showing all that practice and skill with a knife that must clearly be used often just for the sake of food preparation and definitely not murder things

though at the offer, Tenka just tilts his head, looking at the pineapple slice. it looks so strange but...]

Alright! Thanks for the meal.

[he's just going to shrug and lean in to take the offered piece into his mouth without caring much for propriety

well someone's comfortable]

[TENKA. Care more about propriety!! It's a good thing Kaoru doesn't care about it either, or there might be some embarrassment happening in this kitchen... Instead, there's just a light and chiming laugh that Kaoru doesn't bother politely covering this time.]

How is it? I was told that these pineapples are very sweet, but some can be tart. Even the sweet ones have a bite sometimes.

[While talking, Kaoru's attention turns back to the pineapple to continue slicin and dicin like a true kitchen pro. All those years of stabbing fruits sure has come in handy!]

[TENKA NEVER CARES ABOUT PROPRIETY once he actually gets to know somebody anyway. and he's at the point with Kaoru that he doesn't think eating pineapple out of her fingers is a big deal..... and the fact that he gets a laugh out of it just makes him smile in return too. dope.

but then he's curiously munching on the pineapple and humming at the taste. then he does have the decency to swallow before he answers]

S'good!! Really, really sweet - more than I'm used to!

[but he doesn't seem to be all that averse to them, based on how he's looking at some more slices. is there a small one that he could swipe....]

[There are several small ones that he could swipe... Kaoru isn't even guarding them that fiercely BE FREE AND GRAZE, TENKA.]

Very sweet but without being overwhelming, correct? I must admit that it rose quickly among my favorites after I was able to properly try some.

[Which didn't really happen because a friend made something; it happened because Kaoru one day looked at it while shopping and went "what the actual flippityflap is this shit" and took it home... BUT HEY, CLOSE ENOUGH.]

But there are a number of good fruits here. Have you tried starfruit yet? When you cut it up, the pieces are shaped like this. [Tracing a star shape in the air with the hand that isn't holding the knife!]

[If that's the case then Tenka's definitely going to go ahead and swipe some of the smaller pieces, popping them into his mouth kinda like they're candy. And to him, they sort of are - he does like the occasional sweet thing and it reminds him a bit of home to have someone prepare sweets for him.]

I haven't had that one....! Is it sweet like this? Or is it too nicely shaped to bother eating? If it's the latter, that sounds like a shame.

[Except even that probably wouldn't stop Tenka....]

[Tenka don't just eat things that you don't even think are edible?! But the pineapple-stealing will be patiently tolerated, and Kaoru starts to dice the rest up so that it can be added to the teacake batter. There is some flawless multitasking going on here, that said.]

Perhaps some my find it so, but it would be a waste. You can't hold on to a piece of fruit forever no matter how nice it looks. [DON'T FRAME FOOD, JUST EAT IT.]

If you would like, I could bring some for you to try later? It isn't quite as sweet, but I would say the flavor is much more soothing even though it's subdued.

[Amazing multitasking. But regardless, Tenka's just going to keep popping slices of pineapple into his mouth, trusting Kaoru to keep being responsible with the knife. Haha, yeah.]

That'd be great! Ah jeeze, you really spoil me.... [Except that does manage to make Tenka think of something else, humming thoughtfully.]

Oh, but I guess I should mention that you really don't need to cook as often anymore. My little brother's around and he's back to making our regular meals.

[Kaoru is so good at both multitasking and finely dicing things with knives, oh boy...! MOVING ON TO MIXING THE BATTER. It's a simple cake, so not many ingredients are used, as promised.]

Oh! [LOSING THE COOKING CROWN ALREADY... But Kaoru forgot to mention earlier that said little brother's already been met, so:]

Soramaru-san, isn't it? I had the pleasure of meeting him earlier, back when that haunted house was happening. I wasn't aware that he cooked so often, though... Do you think that he would mind cooking together with me someday?

[ . . . . . oh no. Oh no.

Tenka's melting. He's surprised at the offer because he had thought that it would be easy for Kaoru to leave their family behind now but to think that there would be an offer to cook together with his little brother... Tenka just grins brightly at that and nods.]

I think he'd love that....! He always complains about how there's so much to do so any help would be great. He's been the one in charge of cooking since we were young but he's never gotten to cook alongside anyone else before.

[TENKA GET SOME HELP

But Kaoru's expression brightens right up as soon as Tenka says that.]

Then I'll have to ask him sometime. I've never been able to cook alongside anyone else either, but it sounds like it would be a fun experience.

[So fun... The things Kaoru does for the sake of reputation, good lord. Either way, into a small pan goes the batter, and Kaoru turns to the oven with all the finesse of someone who's been forced to learn how to operate futuristic machinery or starve. The pan is slid onto a top rack, and the timer is set.]

There! Since the liquid content is low, it only takes ten minutes to bake.

Definitely do. He's always complaining - I have a feeling that he'll take any help that he can get.

[But Tenka just observes everything in general before shaking his head in amazement.] You come from an even earlier time than I do, Kaoru-chan, but you know how everything works in the kitchen here already....

[It's pretty amazing. But then he's just gestures toward the living room.] How about you go and take a seat then while I make tea? You did all the hard work so far!

Cooking for multiple people must be hard work... I'll do my best to help him, then.

[Such a warm smile!! Kaoru's getting so good at these because of Tenka... Polite smiles and friendly smiles were mastered years ago but Tenka gets the extra mile because he is just that important (to Kaoru's overarching plan of being on good terms with like everyone).]

If I didn't learn how to use these things, I wouldn't be able to feed myself. [Said in a somewhat amused way... It's not very impressive!! It was a necessity!

As for the offer to make tea, Kaoru glances over one shoulder and then, after a second of deliberation, nods.]

If it wouldn't be too troublesome to Tenka-san, I would appreciate that. [AND OFF THIS NERD TRUNDLES to go take a seat.]

[Not very impressive?! Tenka just blinking now as he's moving to make tea - he's admittedly not as good as Shirasu, but he's not incompetent! So it'll probably be pretty decent tea, at least.]

So you really make all your meals and some of ours too, Kaoru-chan....? That's really generous of you!

[and he sounds properly awed at this. wow, what an angel!!]

How do you find time for it all....?

[At least he can accomplish that... GOOD WORK TENKA. Kaoru will be appreciative of the pretty decent tea.

But, continuing to watch Tenka as he goes about his kitchen adventure.]

Ah, you give me far too much credit. My own meals are very easy to prepare, since I prefer simple dishes. [ie Kaoru doesn't give a shit about what to eat and ends up living off of reheated rice and pickles for like weeks at a time WHAT A CHAMP.]

It leaves me plenty of spare time, and I like being able to use some of it to cook different things for you. It makes me happy knowing I can bring someone else something that they enjoy.

[Simple... dishes.... Kaoru cooks simple dishes for herself and then gives all the variety of things to Tenka and his family?! It's enough to get him to stall in his tea preparation as he's... kind of in disbelief. Yeah, it's normal for Tenka to give people the shirt literally off his own back but he's not used to such kind gestures in return.]

Kaoru-chan... You really don't need to do that....

[It's too nice. It's really absurdly nice and it makes his heart hurt a little bit.]

[IF ONLY KAORU KNEW, it would be cause for vague satisfaction... Who knew that being kind could hurt people, too?? Wow, this is incredible.

But Kaoru just raises a hand in a placating sort of gesture, smile becoming a little more reserved.]

If it isn't troublesome for you, then I would like to continue. This is the most that I can do with the skills that I have...

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