DUMB HAIRED NINJA CANOODLING NUDIST BINCH (
sunshrouded) wrote2014-10-25 09:01 pm
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Is this how it works? Ha! Got it!
Hey, this is the equivalent of getting in touch with the mighty Kumou Tenka - yours truly - if I'm otherwise busy. Tell me what you need and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Talk to you soon.
Hey, this is the equivalent of getting in touch with the mighty Kumou Tenka - yours truly - if I'm otherwise busy. Tell me what you need and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Talk to you soon.
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Ah, don't worry yourself about the seasons, Kaoru-chan! Cook whatever you want!!
[he says.... as he he continues to turn the pineapple around a few times then he opens his mouth and holds the pineapple horizontally in front of him... and then closes his mouth again]
... How do you eat this?
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The fruit is on the inside. You don't eat the outer part, since it's like the rind on a melon. [Like Tenka could probably eat it if he really set his mind on it and Kaoru wouldn't stop him if he really wanted to try, but please no.
That said, once everything is laid out, turning back to Tenka!!]
Do you have a large kitchen knife?
[yes just let kaoru into the house and hand over a weapon]
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luckily he's distracted at the question]
Oh yeah. Sure! [THAT WAS TOO EASY but as promised Tenka is putting down the pineapple and then going to retrieve a large... kitchen knife....
and he'll offer it to Kaoru, turning it so that the blade is facing himself and the handle is easier to grab. also so easy to stab him from this position, Tenka where's your sense of self-preservation]
This good?
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Taking the knife delicately by the handle...]
Mm, this works well. [And then picking up the pineapple that Tenka sat down earlier! After twisting the green top off and setting it to the side, the top and bottom will be cut off. Kaoru proceeds to slice the skin away from the pineapple with GREAT FINESSE, clearly because of all that... practice in the kitchen with kitchen knives... to do kitchen-y things.....
AFTER THAT, a slice will be cut from the top, which Kaoru will then cut a sliver from and hold out toward Tenka.]
Would you like to try a piece?
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though at the offer, Tenka just tilts his head, looking at the pineapple slice. it looks so strange but...]
Alright! Thanks for the meal.
[he's just going to shrug and lean in to take the offered piece into his mouth without caring much for propriety
well someone's comfortable]
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How is it? I was told that these pineapples are very sweet, but some can be tart. Even the sweet ones have a bite sometimes.
[While talking, Kaoru's attention turns back to the pineapple to continue slicin and dicin like a true kitchen pro. All those years of stabbing fruits sure has come in handy!]
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but then he's curiously munching on the pineapple and humming at the taste. then he does have the decency to swallow before he answers]
S'good!! Really, really sweet - more than I'm used to!
[but he doesn't seem to be all that averse to them, based on how he's looking at some more slices. is there a small one that he could swipe....]
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Very sweet but without being overwhelming, correct? I must admit that it rose quickly among my favorites after I was able to properly try some.
[Which didn't really happen because a friend made something; it happened because Kaoru one day looked at it while shopping and went "what the actual flippityflap is this shit" and took it home... BUT HEY, CLOSE ENOUGH.]
But there are a number of good fruits here. Have you tried starfruit yet? When you cut it up, the pieces are shaped like this. [Tracing a star shape in the air with the hand that isn't holding the knife!]
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I haven't had that one....! Is it sweet like this? Or is it too nicely shaped to bother eating? If it's the latter, that sounds like a shame.
[Except even that probably wouldn't stop Tenka....]
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Perhaps some my find it so, but it would be a waste. You can't hold on to a piece of fruit forever no matter how nice it looks. [DON'T FRAME FOOD, JUST EAT IT.]
If you would like, I could bring some for you to try later? It isn't quite as sweet, but I would say the flavor is much more soothing even though it's subdued.
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That'd be great! Ah jeeze, you really spoil me.... [Except that does manage to make Tenka think of something else, humming thoughtfully.]
Oh, but I guess I should mention that you really don't need to cook as often anymore. My little brother's around and he's back to making our regular meals.
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Oh! [LOSING THE COOKING CROWN ALREADY... But Kaoru forgot to mention earlier that said little brother's already been met, so:]
Soramaru-san, isn't it? I had the pleasure of meeting him earlier, back when that haunted house was happening. I wasn't aware that he cooked so often, though... Do you think that he would mind cooking together with me someday?
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Tenka's melting. He's surprised at the offer because he had thought that it would be easy for Kaoru to leave their family behind now but to think that there would be an offer to cook together with his little brother... Tenka just grins brightly at that and nods.]
I think he'd love that....! He always complains about how there's so much to do so any help would be great. He's been the one in charge of cooking since we were young but he's never gotten to cook alongside anyone else before.
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But Kaoru's expression brightens right up as soon as Tenka says that.]
Then I'll have to ask him sometime. I've never been able to cook alongside anyone else either, but it sounds like it would be a fun experience.
[So fun... The things Kaoru does for the sake of reputation, good lord. Either way, into a small pan goes the batter, and Kaoru turns to the oven with all the finesse of someone who's been forced to learn how to operate futuristic machinery or starve. The pan is slid onto a top rack, and the timer is set.]
There! Since the liquid content is low, it only takes ten minutes to bake.
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[But Tenka just observes everything in general before shaking his head in amazement.] You come from an even earlier time than I do, Kaoru-chan, but you know how everything works in the kitchen here already....
[It's pretty amazing. But then he's just gestures toward the living room.] How about you go and take a seat then while I make tea? You did all the hard work so far!
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[Such a warm smile!! Kaoru's getting so good at these because of Tenka... Polite smiles and friendly smiles were mastered years ago but Tenka gets the extra mile because he is just that important (to Kaoru's overarching plan of being on good terms with like everyone).]
If I didn't learn how to use these things, I wouldn't be able to feed myself. [Said in a somewhat amused way... It's not very impressive!! It was a necessity!
As for the offer to make tea, Kaoru glances over one shoulder and then, after a second of deliberation, nods.]
If it wouldn't be too troublesome to Tenka-san, I would appreciate that. [AND OFF THIS NERD TRUNDLES to go take a seat.]
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So you really make all your meals and some of ours too, Kaoru-chan....? That's really generous of you!
[and he sounds properly awed at this. wow, what an angel!!]
How do you find time for it all....?
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But, continuing to watch Tenka as he goes about his kitchen adventure.]
Ah, you give me far too much credit. My own meals are very easy to prepare, since I prefer simple dishes. [ie Kaoru doesn't give a shit about what to eat and ends up living off of reheated rice and pickles for like weeks at a time WHAT A CHAMP.]
It leaves me plenty of spare time, and I like being able to use some of it to cook different things for you. It makes me happy knowing I can bring someone else something that they enjoy.
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Kaoru-chan... You really don't need to do that....
[It's too nice. It's really absurdly nice and it makes his heart hurt a little bit.]
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But Kaoru just raises a hand in a placating sort of gesture, smile becoming a little more reserved.]
If it isn't troublesome for you, then I would like to continue. This is the most that I can do with the skills that I have...
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[And he says that honestly and fondly. Really, how could it ever be troublesome? He manages to get good company and good food out of it. It's pretty much as close to home as he can get right now.
So he just laughs faintly.]
I'm sure that you have more skills than this, though. You seem like the type to do anything you put your mind to!
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It's a kind thing to say, though there are also those things that "putting one's mind to" alone can't accomplish. [HAHAHa...h a..... There's nothing to outwardly indicate that it's meant in a negative way, though. Both hands, previously resting in Kaoru's lap, rise to gently rest against the surface of the table.]
But I do like to try, regardless. I'm very grateful that my efforts in this case can be shared.
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Ahh, c'mon, Kaoru-chan!
You can accomplish anything - the second that you set limitations on yourself, don't you think that'll keep you from being able to do things you never even thought that you'd be capable of?
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But Tenka just gets a look of quiet curiosity. The smile fades a little and Kaoru's head inclines forward, somewhat subdued.]
Hm... Self-imposed limitations are indeed a hurdle for many, I would think - but you aren't wrong. To be honest, that sort of opinion is why I admire you... [And then, in a gently teasing tone:] Tenka-san is a person who could take a saying like "a fish can only live in its pond" and make it untrue.
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But at least for the teasing.... he chuckles faintly even as he gets both of the teacups and brings them over to Kaoru in the living room. Then as he's happily offering the cup over--]
Well... you can take the fish out of the pond and put it in a glass or a bowl, can't you?
There's a big world outside the pond. [And he hums thoughtfully, surprisingly thoughtful for once.] I think it's important to look at it for all it is.
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