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DUMB HAIRED NINJA CANOODLING NUDIST BINCH ([personal profile] sunshrouded) wrote2014-10-25 09:01 pm
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Is this how it works? Ha! Got it!

Hey, this is the equivalent of getting in touch with the mighty Kumou Tenka - yours truly - if I'm otherwise busy. Tell me what you need and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Talk to you soon.
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-10 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T TRY TO BITE THE PINEAPPLE TENKA?! Kaoru will watch with that same amusement, busy with organizing cups and bowls and measuring things out and having faith that the pineapple won't mysteriously vanish in the meantime.]

The fruit is on the inside. You don't eat the outer part, since it's like the rind on a melon. [Like Tenka could probably eat it if he really set his mind on it and Kaoru wouldn't stop him if he really wanted to try, but please no.

That said, once everything is laid out, turning back to Tenka!!]


Do you have a large kitchen knife?

[yes just let kaoru into the house and hand over a weapon]
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW... it's a good thing Kaoru's a delicate innocent maiden who would never do anything underhanded to kill someone, or even kill someone at all!!

Taking the knife delicately by the handle...]


Mm, this works well. [And then picking up the pineapple that Tenka sat down earlier! After twisting the green top off and setting it to the side, the top and bottom will be cut off. Kaoru proceeds to slice the skin away from the pineapple with GREAT FINESSE, clearly because of all that... practice in the kitchen with kitchen knives... to do kitchen-y things.....

AFTER THAT, a slice will be cut from the top, which Kaoru will then cut a sliver from and hold out toward Tenka.]


Would you like to try a piece?
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-11 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[TENKA. Care more about propriety!! It's a good thing Kaoru doesn't care about it either, or there might be some embarrassment happening in this kitchen... Instead, there's just a light and chiming laugh that Kaoru doesn't bother politely covering this time.]

How is it? I was told that these pineapples are very sweet, but some can be tart. Even the sweet ones have a bite sometimes.

[While talking, Kaoru's attention turns back to the pineapple to continue slicin and dicin like a true kitchen pro. All those years of stabbing fruits sure has come in handy!]
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-15 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are several small ones that he could swipe... Kaoru isn't even guarding them that fiercely BE FREE AND GRAZE, TENKA.]

Very sweet but without being overwhelming, correct? I must admit that it rose quickly among my favorites after I was able to properly try some.

[Which didn't really happen because a friend made something; it happened because Kaoru one day looked at it while shopping and went "what the actual flippityflap is this shit" and took it home... BUT HEY, CLOSE ENOUGH.]

But there are a number of good fruits here. Have you tried starfruit yet? When you cut it up, the pieces are shaped like this. [Tracing a star shape in the air with the hand that isn't holding the knife!]
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-17 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tenka don't just eat things that you don't even think are edible?! But the pineapple-stealing will be patiently tolerated, and Kaoru starts to dice the rest up so that it can be added to the teacake batter. There is some flawless multitasking going on here, that said.]

Perhaps some my find it so, but it would be a waste. You can't hold on to a piece of fruit forever no matter how nice it looks. [DON'T FRAME FOOD, JUST EAT IT.]

If you would like, I could bring some for you to try later? It isn't quite as sweet, but I would say the flavor is much more soothing even though it's subdued.
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaoru is so good at both multitasking and finely dicing things with knives, oh boy...! MOVING ON TO MIXING THE BATTER. It's a simple cake, so not many ingredients are used, as promised.]

Oh! [LOSING THE COOKING CROWN ALREADY... But Kaoru forgot to mention earlier that said little brother's already been met, so:]

Soramaru-san, isn't it? I had the pleasure of meeting him earlier, back when that haunted house was happening. I wasn't aware that he cooked so often, though... Do you think that he would mind cooking together with me someday?
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-19 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[TENKA GET SOME HELP

But Kaoru's expression brightens right up as soon as Tenka says that.]


Then I'll have to ask him sometime. I've never been able to cook alongside anyone else either, but it sounds like it would be a fun experience.

[So fun... The things Kaoru does for the sake of reputation, good lord. Either way, into a small pan goes the batter, and Kaoru turns to the oven with all the finesse of someone who's been forced to learn how to operate futuristic machinery or starve. The pan is slid onto a top rack, and the timer is set.]

There! Since the liquid content is low, it only takes ten minutes to bake.
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-20 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Cooking for multiple people must be hard work... I'll do my best to help him, then.

[Such a warm smile!! Kaoru's getting so good at these because of Tenka... Polite smiles and friendly smiles were mastered years ago but Tenka gets the extra mile because he is just that important (to Kaoru's overarching plan of being on good terms with like everyone).]

If I didn't learn how to use these things, I wouldn't be able to feed myself. [Said in a somewhat amused way... It's not very impressive!! It was a necessity!

As for the offer to make tea, Kaoru glances over one shoulder and then, after a second of deliberation, nods.]


If it wouldn't be too troublesome to Tenka-san, I would appreciate that. [AND OFF THIS NERD TRUNDLES to go take a seat.]
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-24 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
[At least he can accomplish that... GOOD WORK TENKA. Kaoru will be appreciative of the pretty decent tea.

But, continuing to watch Tenka as he goes about his kitchen adventure.]


Ah, you give me far too much credit. My own meals are very easy to prepare, since I prefer simple dishes. [ie Kaoru doesn't give a shit about what to eat and ends up living off of reheated rice and pickles for like weeks at a time WHAT A CHAMP.]

It leaves me plenty of spare time, and I like being able to use some of it to cook different things for you. It makes me happy knowing I can bring someone else something that they enjoy.
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-24 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[IF ONLY KAORU KNEW, it would be cause for vague satisfaction... Who knew that being kind could hurt people, too?? Wow, this is incredible.

But Kaoru just raises a hand in a placating sort of gesture, smile becoming a little more reserved.]


If it isn't troublesome for you, then I would like to continue. This is the most that I can do with the skills that I have...
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-31 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[look at his dumb fond face. KAORU SURE IS, and that statement earns him a gentle, chiming laugh.]

It's a kind thing to say, though there are also those things that "putting one's mind to" alone can't accomplish. [HAHAHa...h a..... There's nothing to outwardly indicate that it's meant in a negative way, though. Both hands, previously resting in Kaoru's lap, rise to gently rest against the surface of the table.]

But I do like to try, regardless. I'm very grateful that my efforts in this case can be shared.
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[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-31 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's something about that that gets under Kaoru's skin a little more than had been anticipated. It seems a terribly naive mindset, but one that's suited to Tenka, so it isn't like it's surprising...

But Tenka just gets a look of quiet curiosity. The smile fades a little and Kaoru's head inclines forward, somewhat subdued.]


Hm... Self-imposed limitations are indeed a hurdle for many, I would think - but you aren't wrong. To be honest, that sort of opinion is why I admire you... [And then, in a gently teasing tone:] Tenka-san is a person who could take a saying like "a fish can only live in its pond" and make it untrue.

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