DUMB HAIRED NINJA CANOODLING NUDIST BINCH (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sunshrouded) wrote2014-10-25 09:01 pm
sunshrouded) wrote2014-10-25 09:01 pm
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Is this how it works? Ha! Got it!
Hey, this is the equivalent of getting in touch with the mighty Kumou Tenka - yours truly - if I'm otherwise busy. Tell me what you need and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Talk to you soon.
Hey, this is the equivalent of getting in touch with the mighty Kumou Tenka - yours truly - if I'm otherwise busy. Tell me what you need and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Talk to you soon.
gift; 12/24
anikiTenka, from Hinata, because he got too embarrassed to write 'aniki' when someone could find the package first...Either way, inside will be...
A whoopee cushion right on top. Set up in such a way that it makes a sound when Tenka opens the present... ENJOY. MAKE MUCH USE OF IT.
--but no, there're actual gifts underneath that. There's a bartending tool complete with a little list of how-to-use that's suspiciously looks like Hinata's handwriting but shh. And besides that, there's a small karakuri box... He's making Tenka work for a gift, apparently. But, should Tenka solve the puzzle, inside the box is a simple yellow band of flexible metal, something he can clip around a ponytail to keep it in place.
And finally, a note: Merry Christmas, aniki. I hope you can find some use for these.
PS. Let me know if you can't solve the puzzle.
AND HE'LL OPEN IT FOR HIM. Kind of being a shit here. Affectionately.]
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first Hinata gets a picture text where it's just Tenka flipping him off
what the fuck, lil bro]
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the next day
yeah it took him a day to solve it whATEVER]
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yeah he figured it out, asshole. LOOK AT HIM, HE'S A WINNER and.]
merry christmas, you little shit. ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ
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He feels like he hasn't laughed this hard over anything in a long time, phew.]
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[JUST THAT FACE but then]
I knew you could figure it out, aniki.
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The whoopee cushion.
So it's a little bit later that Hinata gets another text back. For a bit it seems like Tenka's just sitting on the couch in their living room, sometime in the evening after dinner. He's chilling and there's the sound of a TV in the background, probably playing All My Primates (season one, Katsura gave him the boxset) and it's calm. It's content.
There's the sound of doors opening and closing and footsteps and oh look, it's Sousei, shuffling in from a long day at work probably. He deserves a rest. Typically, despite the fact that it normally ends in wrestling and other dumb best friend-type things, he sets next to Tenka.
Cue the inevitable fart sound as he sits down.
Along with Tenka's (BAHAHAHAAHAHA) ridiculous laughter.
Sousei just sighs.
The last few seconds are the whoopee cushion being thrown at the camera still to the background noise of Tenka absolutely losing his shit.
Look at what you've done, Hinata.]
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His reaction is accidentally video and laughter at first, wide eyes and a hand clapped hard over his mouth before he turns it off and goes off to laugh (guiltily) at what he's wrought where no-one can hear.
HINATA HAD A FEELING THIS WOULD HAPPEN but it's... really too funny... even if it's dumb...]